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Post by tomplum on Sept 20, 2016 21:02:00 GMT
I did today,,," how much for a toilet ball valve",,, I had a vision in my head of the old ball valve and it was only 5 mins away so i said about £50 mate,
when I got there it was the new type toilet, back to the wall,no access to the coldfeed all boxed in and tiled, I faked a call on my mobile, " what water coming gushing down the stairs, turn off the water i'll be with you soon Mum",,,,sorry mate i've got an emergency at my mums,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, greensmilies-010
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2016 21:10:47 GMT
You should of been an actor Tom. stamp
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Post by tomplum on Sept 20, 2016 21:17:22 GMT
it gets better, he phoned later on, " when are you coming back to mine" and with one of those sad croaky ' booking a sicky' voices, i quietly said, " sorry mate my Mums in Hospital, I've had to cancel all jobs" ,,,,little does he know my Mums been dead for 10 years, bless her,
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2016 21:22:04 GMT
it gets better, he phoned later on, " when are you coming back to mine" and with one of those sad croaky ' booking a sicky' voices, i quietly said, " sorry mate my Mums in Hospital, I've had to cancel all jobs" ,,,,little does he know my Mums been dead for 10 years, bless her, Attachment Deleted
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Sept 21, 2016 15:54:09 GMT
You're bad Tom but a great was escape!!! Love it
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Post by tomplum on Sept 21, 2016 16:15:30 GMT
yea i know i'm bad, I felt the earth shake as she turned in her grave,,,,,
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