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Post by crowsfoot on Oct 11, 2016 15:49:46 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2016 18:59:10 GMT
Thought I'd send in a late entry.
Tappys tool box.
Nice one Tappy, you're in with a chance mate.  |
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Post by dickpuller on Oct 11, 2016 20:28:29 GMT
Can't find my toolbag..............come to think about it, can't find my fucking van either!!! Phycitrist said "Dick don't drink on an empty head". He's right, but I just drink Buckfast & Meths to forget, but I've forgotten where I left my van!!
I know I was too drunk to walk last night, so I needed to drive home. I think I must've slept in some else's house??!!!
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Post by tomplum on Oct 11, 2016 20:40:43 GMT
I know the feeling Dick, 20 years ago i was a contracts manager for a Manchester firm, company car,all the frills, We where building the Manchester Trafford Centre, Anyrode one hometime I left my office to go home and the company car had gone, I phoned my Director and told him some twat had robbed my car, he sent me another and asked the normal questions about, was it locked, who has the keys bla bla bla,,,He suggested I hold a 'toolbox talk' and whilst doing the talk go through the ten commandments, when i get to the ' thou shalt not steal' look round for a guilty face, anyrode I found the car, As I'm doing the ten commandment speech, i got to the ' thou shalt not commit adultery' and remembered where I'd left it,  |
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Post by clart on Oct 12, 2016 18:40:01 GMT
It won't let me upload, 1MB limit...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2016 18:44:05 GMT
It won't let me upload, 1MB limit... ._. Try cropping it down a bit mate. |
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Post by clart on Oct 12, 2016 18:45:24 GMT
How do I does that? I compressed it, but still won't have it...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2016 18:50:38 GMT
How do I does that? I compressed it, but still won't have it... Just click on the settings on your phone camera and select crop. |
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Post by clart on Oct 12, 2016 18:57:02 GMT
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Post by tomplum on Oct 12, 2016 18:59:31 GMT
ha ha a true contender |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2016 19:00:09 GMT
Now that is shit.  |
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Post by clart on Oct 12, 2016 19:02:55 GMT
It was as I found it yesterday morning, you wouldn't do much damage in Mrs Jones house with that... >.<
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Post by tomplum on Oct 12, 2016 19:11:09 GMT
I dunno clart there's some monster cutters in there, they can do a lot of damage in the wrong hands.  |
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Post by clart on Oct 12, 2016 20:07:27 GMT
I dunno clart there's some monster cutters in there, they can do a lot of damage in the wrong hands. Fuck knows where the rest of my crown jewels are though Tomp... Probably scattered all over the van ._. |
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Post by battle1066 on Oct 12, 2016 20:19:05 GMT
Clart your bag gives the impression it's made the owner plenty loot in fact I can smell the money!  |
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