a stay in a Falkirk hotel

.......Love it Tom!!

I work there a lot & they're a rare breed.

Another time we worked in Chatham Kent, 1978/9

It was late evening by the time we arrived so we saw this little pub with a sign in the window " Bed and Breakfast" , we thought yeyyy a pub, in we went and book in then went down to the bar, There's the barman/landlord my mate and myself and no one else, So we had a few pints to damp the dust of the journey and wondering what to do next, its only 7pm, A few folks start wondering in, but they're going into the back room, So I asked the bar man where's everyone going, He said they're going to the disco, Well my eyes light up, yea right i can do a mean disco dance, lets go, The landlord put his hand up, " steady on lad, It might not be your scene, If you promice to behave i'll have a word and they might let you in" fine yea, I'm well behaveable.
So the landlord takes us to the back room entrance and has a word with the geezer at the entrance, All good, you can go in, be behave your selves or they'll make you sorry,

So in we steps and straight away I'm fucking shocked, its a gay bar, its the very first I've ever seen, blokes kissing each other, leather jackets, beards,sunglasses and blokes with handbags, we turned round and walked out, the barman laughed, We walked up the street and every pub was a gay bar, We'd booked into a pub run by gays,
that was another pub we booked out of the morning after,

I'm not predigest about gays, everyone has a right to live their own life, but i was very uncomfortable in their home territory, smiley-confused002asak2

Was she a prison warden?

Saying that I think there's less rules in the clink