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Post by bear grills on Dec 7, 2016 20:33:19 GMT
Hello My name is bears grills and i want to win that knife, how many uses can you think of for that knife,
here's my list
1. cutting things
2. making snares to catch dinner,
3. opening tins,
4. building a shelter in the woods,
5. making a canoe
6. making a bow and arrow,
oohh shit i gotta go, a traps gone off,,,see ya later,,,,,,,
BG
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Post by tomplum on Dec 7, 2016 20:34:09 GMT
thats the spirit BG,  |
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Post by Bear Grill on Dec 7, 2016 20:42:53 GMT
just caught a rabbit in a trap, now if i had that knife I'd cut along its back, then tie its front legs to a tree, then put my hands inside the cut in its back and pull the body out of the fur, then i'd built a fire with 2 sticks that i'd cut with the knife, cut all the gibblits away and roast the meat over a fire,
hey wait a mo,,,,the fishing traps been triggered,,,,,back in a bit,,,,,,,,,
BG
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Post by Ray mears on Dec 7, 2016 20:46:42 GMT
hey who the fuck is going round making traps in the woods, I've just stood in a mouse trap, smiley-face-shaking-fist
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Post by Ray Mears on Dec 7, 2016 20:48:54 GMT
I want that knife and I'm going to win it BG. smiley-face-shaking-fist
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Post by tomplum on Dec 7, 2016 20:50:34 GMT
Its ok Ray, its just bear grills getting a little exited, I'll have a word, my pet mouse Elvis got caught in one of his traps too,  |
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Post by Bear Grills on Dec 7, 2016 20:54:08 GMT
Aw gee sorry about Elvis Tom, I did't eat him if thats any comfort, |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2016 20:57:55 GMT
Aw gee sorry about Elvis Tom, I did't eat him if thats any comfort, Why are you camping in Toms garden anyway, the Misses chucked you out.  |
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Post by tomplum on Dec 7, 2016 21:13:16 GMT
It was't the missus PB it was the greenhouse dweller, and he's gonna be pissed off if he gets caught in a trap,  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2016 21:17:05 GMT
It was't the missus PB it was the greenhouse dweller, and he's gonna be pissed off if he gets caught in a trap, I see trouble ahead. downloadlove |
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Post by Bear Grills on Dec 7, 2016 21:28:20 GMT
that moody fucker nearly caught me last week, I was picking some beetles and spiders for my tea and i had a sip of his beer, he went fuckin' berserk, I'm gonna keep out of his way alright,
hey tom the slugs are not all that tasty, what you feeding them on ?
BG
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Post by tomplum on Dec 7, 2016 21:33:49 GMT
Ah,,,I remember now, they ate a full tub of elephant repellant i kept in the back store, that might account for it, smiley-eatdrink020 eat
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2016 21:34:04 GMT
that moody fucker nearly caught me last week, I was picking some beetles and spiders for my tea and i had a sip of his beer, he went fuckin' berserk, I'm gonna keep out of his way alright, hey tom the slugs are not all that tasty, what you feeding them on ? BG  |
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Post by Bear Grills on Dec 7, 2016 21:35:50 GMT
Ah,,,I remember now, they ate a full tub of elephant repellant i kept in the back store, that might account for it, smiley-eatdrink020 eat elephant repellant, are you mad, there are no elephants round here,  |
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Post by tomplum on Dec 7, 2016 21:36:56 GMT
yea,,it works good dunnit, |
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