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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2016 12:54:16 GMT
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Post by endfeed on Dec 26, 2016 14:05:01 GMT
Fucking hell I feel sick pb!! Would have to cover her in flour wait until she farts to find the hole for me snake to pop in!!!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2016 14:49:40 GMT
Fucking hell I feel sick pb!! Would have to cover her in flour wait until she farts to find the hole for me snake to pop in!!!! And you'll need about 10 cans of special brew. smiley-laughing021 |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2016 17:37:39 GMT
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Post by endfeed on Dec 26, 2016 17:57:22 GMT
She be no good for sending down crawl spaces or attics, sorry pb she must greensmilies-010 noir12 injun go !!!plus she ll nick your snap!! : kKu8LRHc7Cpdk4wXKqswcrisps
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Post by endfeed on Dec 26, 2016 18:47:45 GMT
My new apprentice draining down for me.  And dont get shagging her either pb shes there to learn a tradeicon_thumbs_up |
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Post by battle1066 on Dec 26, 2016 18:49:03 GMT
My new apprentice draining down for me. Mind PB check her CV again cause she looks awfully like a Northern girl but a real catch either way for anyone strong enough and rich enough to keep her! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2016 19:12:38 GMT
I've sacked her, I double checked her CV and phoned her previous employer (Tomplum) and he sacked her for stealing tomatoes out of his greenhouse.  |
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Post by tomplum on Dec 26, 2016 19:18:21 GMT
she was a good apprentice, she sat on me once and would not get up till i payed her a compliment, so i said, " you don't sweat much for a fat lass", I never got my metre long level back though, it disapeared when she fell on me, i never found it again,  |
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Post by crowsfoot on Dec 26, 2016 19:41:46 GMT
Fucking hell I feel sick pb!! Would have to cover her in flour wait until she farts to find the hole for me snake to pop in!!!! We can all take it that you're not into Big Mammas then EF? |
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Post by endfeed on Dec 26, 2016 19:57:53 GMT
She's got too much junk in her trunk for me sir! smiley-eatdrink020 eat smiley-eatdrink009drinking kKu8LRHc7Cpdk4wXKqswcrisps
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2016 20:06:40 GMT
She's got too much junk in her trunk for me sir! smiley-eatdrink020 eat smiley-eatdrink009drinking kKu8LRHc7Cpdk4wXKqswcrisps She's just big boned. |
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Post by tomplum on Dec 26, 2016 20:19:26 GMT
aye she's a bonnie Lass, To make her feel better about herself I told her the tale of the old farmer who had a daughter as big as she was,
Her dad said to her how come you aint got any boy friends Babe, She weeped and said all the boys think their willys will not be big enough for me,
why thats ridiculous, said the farmer, You know the 10 acre field up by the woods ? Yes Course i do, said the girl, and you know the 40 acrea down by the river, said the farmer ?, yes again, said the girl,
Well they both have the same size gate, don't they,,,,
she felt much better after that story,,,
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Post by endfeed on Dec 26, 2016 20:47:11 GMT
I bet she would cost a fortune to feed! You could'nt argue with her she would kick ya ass!!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2016 20:49:18 GMT
I bet she would cost a fortune to feed! You could'nt argue with her she would kick ya ass!!! I'd feed her with a catapult.  |
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