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Post by endfeed on Jan 10, 2017 20:21:36 GMT
I bet Toms had some pussy in the back of his van.  Is that right tom, come on lets have it, confessions of a plumber vid. smiley-dance007 dance |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2017 20:22:24 GMT
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Jan 10, 2017 20:33:56 GMT
Cats used to crap in my garden until I got my dog then nothing
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Post by battle1066 on Jan 10, 2017 20:49:05 GMT
Doing a job one day in Morecambe, thats about 40 miles away from my house,when I'd finished the job I'm driving down the motorway I heard a cat meowing, I pulled up on the hard shoulder and opened the back of the van, the cat jumped out and ran like fuck over the hedges and off into a field, When I got home the woman phoned me and asked have i seen her cat, Its gone missing, So I told her what happened, she went balistic, then wanted to know exactly where it jumped out, I never found out if she found it again,  That's a classic Tom. Here's one to match it the days before mobile phones - a firm I subcontracted for had a fleet of staff, so no one really knew everybody. One day the work planner told one engineer to pick up another engineer at the bottom of this road (Station road in Jarrow) and continue on to the job and Finish the install of set of in store barriers, the type you get at the supermarket tills so you can't sneak out without paying. So he did exactly that, he picked a chap up standing at the bottom of that road - now the engineer took that chap which he didn't' recognise or know to the job thinking he was an employee of the firm. Well after having this chap with him for an hour in the van and conversation being difficult the engineer thought fu*k you, if you want to be unsociable, so he drove all the way to site without saying another word to him. Now when he reached the job in Carlise - which was in total nearly seventy miles from the firms office in South Shields he got out to signin at reception leaving the quiet one in the van, thinking to himself this is going to be a fun working with doctor death all day. Now the store receptionist advised him there was a message for him to call the office ASAP which he did! Well to his amazement he hadn't collected the engineer he had only collected a lonely Care-home patient who had slipped outside for a breath of fresh air. The poor engineer is still the talk of that firm as it was deemed necessary to have written into the workers procedures to check the identity of any person your collecting on the way to site and you don't know personally. |
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Post by tomplum on Jan 10, 2017 21:05:42 GMT
Ha Ha,,,bet he felt a right pilchard,,,,  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2017 21:26:36 GMT
Nice one battle. smiley-laughing021
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Post by crowsfoot on Jan 12, 2017 7:12:38 GMT
What happened to the patient battle? Did the care home come and collect him or did they drive him all the way back and drop him off at the place he was last seen ?  At a care home (on a job I was doing) a patient there would always ask me "if I ever go to a local market town", it's nice there, I used to love it there, could you take me there"?  would always be is crafty approach when ever he saw me. I often wonder what would have happened to him if I had took him and dropped him off at the local market town. Where would he have gone? What would he have done? Who would've brought him back? What would his relatives have said to the care home when they discovered him missing? It made me laugh when I read your post that something close to the above has actually happened! What an adventure for the patient. Tappy, |
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Post by crowsfoot on Jan 12, 2017 7:16:38 GMT
Doing a job one day in Morecambe, thats about 40 miles away from my house,when I'd finished the job I'm driving down the motorway I heard a cat meowing, I pulled up on the hard shoulder and opened the back of the van, the cat jumped out and ran like fuck over the hedges and off into a field, When I got home the woman phoned me and asked have i seen her cat, Its gone missing, So I told her what happened, she went balistic, then wanted to know exactly where it jumped out, I never found out if she found it again, I'd keep quiet Tom. So would I have PB |
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Post by wobblybob on Jan 12, 2017 15:24:52 GMT
Tomplum, Wigans secret pussy smuggler lol that was top draw Tom |
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Post by tomplum on Jan 12, 2017 16:14:28 GMT
You could say my van is a pussy magnet, smiley-dance007 dance
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Post by battle1066 on Jan 12, 2017 16:58:56 GMT
What happened to the patient battle? Did the care home come and collect him or did they drive him all the way back and drop him off at the place he was last seen ? At a care home (on a job I was doing) a patient there would always ask me "if I ever go to a local market town", it's nice there, I used to love it there, could you take me there"? would always be is crafty approach when ever he saw me. I often wonder what would have happened to him if I had took him and dropped him off at the local market town. Where would he have gone? What would he have done? Who would've brought him back? What would his relatives have said to the care home when they discovered him missing? It made me laugh when I read your post that something close to the above has actually happened! What an adventure for the patient. Tappy, |
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Post by wobblybob on Jan 12, 2017 17:07:17 GMT
I recon that cats heard that womans husband saying to her in the bedroom " I,m gunna eat that pussy in one, as soon as that plumbers fucked off" and the cats shit its self and thought " holy shite!!" and hid in your van |
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Post by battle1066 on Jan 12, 2017 17:12:32 GMT
It wasn't that simple PB - because the carehome couldn't locate their patient they informed the Jarrow police. Now once they were involved the chap had to be collected from the store by Carlise police and that was the last the engineer heard about it.
The care home in question is still open today, which is amazing considering how many care homes that have closed since that period plus it's located on a busy main at a cross junction, not exactly where you would consider suitable for that type of patient.
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Post by endfeed on Jan 12, 2017 17:39:46 GMT
I recon that cats heard that womans husband saying to her in the bedroom " I,m gunna eat that pussy in one, as soon as that plumbers fucked off" and the cats shit its self and thought " holy shite!!" and hid in your van Funny as fuck that mate  |
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would always be is crafty approach when ever he saw me.
