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Post by tomplum on Feb 5, 2018 22:34:56 GMT
oh the times we had Dick, remember the saddle sniffing weekend in Southend when Chas booked us in the Savoy, His rent boy knocked on the wrong door and you gave him the glasgie kiss, My pizza order went to Chas's room, chas thought he was a rent boy, the pizza lad got a tip he never expected, He's clever at making money but can't organize a lads weekend for love nor money,  |
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Post by dickpuller on Feb 6, 2018 19:28:21 GMT
Was it the same trip Tom, where after a Curry; Chas farted, followed through & we got chucked out that Lap Dancing Club?
Leason for us all there mate, you can have all the money in the world, but with your Boxers full of shit - nobody wants to know you!!!
I laughed so much, I nearly bought a round.....only nearly mind!!
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Post by tomplum on Feb 6, 2018 21:47:48 GMT
yea, thats the one Dick, he blamed the curry but we both know it was because he chatted up the nice little Asian with the apple sized tits, They went in a booth and its transpired she was a ladyboy and liked giving not taking, I laughed so hard, I did buy the next three rounds,,,  |
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Post by dickpuller on Feb 8, 2018 19:10:44 GMT
Oh yeah, Chas does enjoy a well hung Ladyboy.
Poor old Chas, I feel sorry for him, he’s had too much work done on his face & hair - he looks like a fucking freak show!!
Thanks for the drinks Tom & as you know I always drink Horlics - when it’s my round I’m asleep 💤
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Post by tomplum on Feb 8, 2018 21:44:48 GMT
I would't have it any other Way Dick, We were in the presence of a King, Would you expect a King to buy a round ?, No, niether did Chas or myself, Mind you I was a bit surprised when you got in the taxi with that ladyboy, and then again I was't, a free cab home is a free cab home,  |
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