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Post by crowsfoot on Mar 21, 2018 20:42:35 GMT
That tap job was the straw that finally broke the camels back then eh tom? I often wonder what will my last job be? Congratulations on your retirement tom. I'd like to think that one day I'll cross the Pennines for a days fishing with you. Attachment Deleted
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Post by tomplum on Mar 21, 2018 21:01:37 GMT
I think we could arrange that somewhere halfway Tappy, i'd like that,,,
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Post by aj on Mar 21, 2018 21:24:50 GMT
happy retirement tom. i would have loved to be your apprentice even if it was for a short while. I am sure i would have learned lots
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Post by tomplum on Mar 21, 2018 22:25:16 GMT
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Post by jamesy1893 on Mar 22, 2018 9:24:07 GMT
your knowlege is wasted tom like my dad once he retired i get him come to jobs with me help with the odd bit an that if i lived in your area i would snap you up in an instant for a partner in crime you need to find some newbie youngbuck that can do all the knee killing back crawilng and you can be on hand helping each other out am sure like most old cunts your patience isnt like it used to be but i can tell by your vids and this forum you get a lot out of teaching and tbh there is plenty newbies out there still that are decent and want to learn from the old school its just finding them but they are out there . and old cunts is a term of endearment from where i am from haha .
have a good one whatever you do tom
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Post by tomplum on Mar 22, 2018 12:47:51 GMT
thanks jamesy and i do understand your term of endearment, old cunts like me die out because its the way the world is, My way of plumbing has moved on now and evolved into a new way of plumbing, plastic pipes,high tech boilers,Look at Dicks pics of site woork today, Its a million miles from my time on sites, new controls,shiney shoe site managers with safety certificates hanging on the wall, He doest care if you flood a house but you better not come to the office wanting a plaster cos you cut a finger, that has to go in the injury book and he loses a months bonus, then there's an inquiry about how someone gets injured at work with all the rules and regs forbidding it, In my day you'd call at the plumbers merchant and ask for a, half inch male iron back inlet elbow, today you'd be arrested under the homophobic equality P.C brigade and tagged for a month and probably have to do 10 weeks community service, Because 1. the staff at screwfix don't have a clue what that is and 2 you need the item part number, I believe my generation of plumbers have had the best times, We've never had to go to war or been draughted in to do national service, we missed the lead and cast iron age of humping cast baths upstairs, we learned copper skills and most of the time it was, plumber v task, the task never won, the plumber always got the job done, there was no shiney shoe rule book reader saying, " where's you hat", you could park where you wanted and if the site foreman complained, We threw the toolbox on the shoulder and fucked off, there has always been work for a plumber,even when sites died,
A plumber will always be needed but now the, middle managememt,blood sucking,leeches have squeezed them selves inbetween the plumber and the client, they ride the desk pushing pens and making more money than the actual worker, Its how the world has become, the pen is mightier than the toolkit,
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Post by woodbine66 on Mar 22, 2018 17:47:29 GMT
Congratulations, Tom on you official retirement. Think you're getting out at the right time - world's going mad. Had a call from a customer when the Beast From The East was at it's worst few weeks ago. Could I come out and look at her boiler as it's stopped working. She'd called the twat who installed it, but he said his insurance didn't cover him in this weather. Anyway, I sorted the condensate for her. Everyone's afraid to do anything these days, or some little Hitler in hi-vis will be on them. Our forefathers who went to war and ran the Empire would be scratching their heads. Rant over.
Anyway, enjoy retirement, but please keep the videos coming. I like your list of things to do in retirement, but let your knees recover from that last tap before attempting the shagging.
All the best.
Woody. (Only another 15 years to go.)
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Post by jamesy1893 on Mar 22, 2018 19:44:10 GMT
Tom you are a fukn legend ..........half inch male iron back inlet elbow, pissin myself with that ,you are so right screwfix and dumbcentre would be filling in forms with harrassement at work and will be sent home with post traumatic stress disorder , for instance i went to plummy centre today to pick up an order i made online the place was empty just like my bank balance and yet he fucked about on his fukin screen typing who knows what he asked me 4 times the order number and asked me to spell my company names he humph and haaaaad then sighed then evntually he looked at the side of his counter and there it was just sitting there fucking total arse when i first saw him i gave him 2 months but nope 6 months later hes still there honestly i wouldnt trust him with a cuppa tea hes def one them milk in b4 teabag you know the sort lol
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Post by battle1066 on Mar 22, 2018 20:04:55 GMT
Tom you are a fukn legend ..........half inch male iron back inlet elbow, pissin myself with that ,you are so right screwfix and dumbcentre would be filling in forms with harrassement at work and will be sent home with post traumatic stress disorder , for instance i went to plummy centre today to pick up an order i made online the place was empty just like my bank balance and yet he fucked about on his fukin screen typing who knows what he asked me 4 times the order number and asked me to spell my company names he humph and haaaaad then sighed then evntually he looked at the side of his counter and there it was just sitting there fucking total arse when i first saw him i gave him 2 months but nope 6 months later hes still there honestly i wouldnt trust him with a cuppa tea hes def one them milk in b4 teabag you know the sort lol If you want to blow his head off pay by PayPal on a click and collect - our Screwfix morphs to Screwfucked as they've got to give you a copy of the PayPal paperwork to sign and a copy for you and that means you have to use a photocopier which they've not got!
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Post by dickpuller on Mar 22, 2018 20:09:48 GMT
Enjoy your retirement Tom, you deserve it.
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Post by Astra on Mar 25, 2018 19:37:36 GMT
All the best Tom they broke the Mould when you were born mate there's no one around quite like you
the way you do your Video's you tell it and show it as it is Well Done please keep them coming
because anyway you got to do something with your time !!!!
Good Luck........
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Post by tomplum on Mar 25, 2018 21:30:53 GMT
thanks Astra, I try to be true to myself, I'm an uneducated working class plumber and never wished for anything more, Its called contentment , Very few people find it in life, you have recognized that in me and that makes me happy, most want more, when they get more, its not enough, I'm happy with a roof over my head, a pint and a butty,,
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Post by glowbug on Mar 25, 2018 22:17:16 GMT
thanks Astra, I try to be true to myself, I'm an uneducated working class plumber and never wished for anything more, Its called contentment , Very few people find it in life, you have recognized that in me and that makes me happy, most want more, when they get more, its not enough, I'm happy with a roof over my head, a pint and a butty,, So true Tom, well done and well said, My thoughts are ,the day you stop worrying what people think is the day you are free👊👊
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Mar 26, 2018 6:13:00 GMT
thanks Astra, I try to be true to myself, I'm an uneducated working class plumber and never wished for anything more, Its called contentment , Very few people find it in life, you have recognized that in me and that makes me happy, most want more, when they get more, its not enough, I'm happy with a roof over my head, a pint and a butty,, I content too Small house & van, that enough for me, maybe one day a bungalow A holiday a year & make sure Rct Jnr is happy I do not chase the £££ I do what I do, could probably get a full time job & earn more but I just do what I want Best way to be
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Post by glowbug on Mar 26, 2018 7:34:02 GMT
You right rocket ,,but Regards making more money in a fulltime job, ive done self employed and PAYE, when i was cards in i made 40k,but after tax and national insurance was removed (for non workers jobless claims i imagine😡) youd be very surprised (dissapointed) at the actual take home. I think approx todays money £30k basic PAYE is take home £2000, monthly, so in theory to match that self employed you only gotta make £21-£22k a year. Also the happiness factor of being self employed should be included, the moral of story is never take a PAYE position. The only downside being self employed is if you have to go VAT registered....a big no no to avoid if poss, a big thumbs up to one man bands, my motto is “never be a slave to the system😇👻”
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