|
|
Post by glowbug on Apr 29, 2018 18:25:53 GMT
I thought it might be fun to put up scariest item ever found on a job?
Mine is quite easy to remember, One halloween, I went to fix a worcester junior, there was kids and 2 women running round the house with witches hats and brooms all having a great time in kitchen.nice party I thought.
I needed to order a part.
Returned couple of days later , upon removing stuff from under boiler I found a voodoo doll!! It froze me ,as its a scary looking thing😳upon fixing boiler and then chatting to lady in kitchen, I discover she is a real witch( white witch she said😂😭)
Made sure I left that boiler in tip top condition i can tell you! Always remember that house when I drive near it ... scary music and goodbye!!!
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2018 19:25:13 GMT
Two weeks ago I went to a job to install a Quooker combi I pulled up at the electric gates and I see the customer at the window and he lets me in, so I drive in pull up and jump out of the van shut she door........ suddenly the biggest rottweiler I've ever seen is right on me with his gums up and growling at me smiley-sad056 nay the customer rushes out and calls him off and apologizes no end, he thought the dog was inside. I'm working in the kitchen cupboards the customers are having their breakfast and the dogs under the table and he starts growling at me again so the customer puts him outside, thank fuck !!! Later on I go out to the van for my drill the fucking thing has another go at me  this time PB loses his cool and I said to the customer lock him up until I'm done or I'm pulling off the job.  |
|
|
|
Post by battle1066 on Apr 29, 2018 19:41:13 GMT
Two weeks ago I went to a job to install a Quooker combi I pulled up at the electric gates and I see the customer at the window and he lets me in, so I drive in pull up and jump out of the van shut she door........ suddenly the biggest rottweiler I've ever seen is right on me with his gums up and growling at me  the customer rushes out and calls him off and apologizes no end, he thought the dog was inside. I'm working in the kitchen cupboards the customers are having their breakfast and the dogs under the table and he starts growling at me again so the customer puts him outside, thank fuck !!! Later on I go out to the van for my drill the fucking thing has another go at me this time PB loses his cool and I said to the customer lock him up until I'm done or I'm pulling off the job.  I think the price of that tap (Grand) PB would of scared me more than the dog! |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2018 19:43:39 GMT
Two weeks ago I went to a job to install a Quooker combi I pulled up at the electric gates and I see the customer at the window and he lets me in, so I drive in pull up and jump out of the van shut she door........ suddenly the biggest rottweiler I've ever seen is right on me with his gums up and growling at me the customer rushes out and calls him off and apologizes no end, he thought the dog was inside. I'm working in the kitchen cupboards the customers are having their breakfast and the dogs under the table and he starts growling at me again so the customer puts him outside, thank fuck !!! Later on I go out to the van for my drill the fucking thing has another go at me this time PB loses his cool and I said to the customer lock him up until I'm done or I'm pulling off the job. I think the price of that tap (Grand) PB would of scared me more than the dog! Some people have more money than sense battle and it was more than that as they wanted a full flow filter feeding it. |
|
|
|
Post by glowbug on Apr 29, 2018 19:53:45 GMT
Two weeks ago I went to a job to install a Quooker combi I pulled up at the electric gates and I see the customer at the window and he lets me in, so I drive in pull up and jump out of the van shut she door........ suddenly the biggest rottweiler I've ever seen is right on me with his gums up and growling at me the customer rushes out and calls him off and apologizes no end, he thought the dog was inside. I'm working in the kitchen cupboards the customers are having their breakfast and the dogs under the table and he starts growling at me again so the customer puts him outside, thank fuck !!! Later on I go out to the van for my drill the fucking thing has another go at me this time PB loses his cool and I said to the customer lock him up until I'm done or I'm pulling off the job. I think the price of that tap (Grand) PB would of scared me more than the dog! I think if a rotty was aggresive, id be in the van refusing to get back out😱 |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2018 19:55:56 GMT
It was scary  |
|
|
|
Post by tomplum on Apr 29, 2018 20:59:54 GMT
I'll piss this one, 1992 I was working for servowarm, I'm in this house full of fish tanks with reptiles in << shiver>>> anyrode i went into the kitchen and saw the boiler, its an Elite 50, the front bottom pulls out to reveil the screw for the front panel and inside the bottom of the boiler outer panel is a fuckin' big boa constictor, I shouted " Fuckin' Hell' the bloke instantly knew why, the snake likes it in there cos its warm, He came in the kitchen smiling and said, It won't harm you, you've probly frightened it, he put it round his neck and took it out, I said " there's no more in here is there ? ,,No mate, he said, all the dangerous ones are in locked fish tanks, I was fuckin glad to get out of there I'll tell ya,  |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2018 21:25:22 GMT
I'll piss this one, 1992 I was working for servowarm, I'm in this house full of fish tanks with reptiles in << shiver>>> anyrode i went into the kitchen and saw the boiler, its an Elite 50, the front bottom pulls out to reveil the screw for the front panel and inside the bottom of the boiler outer panel is a fuckin' big boa constictor, I shouted " Fuckin' Hell' the bloke instantly knew why, the snake likes it in there cos its warm, He came in the kitchen smiling and said, It won't harm you, you've probly frightened it, he put it round his neck and took it out, I said " there's no more in here is there ? ,,No mate, he said, all the dangerous ones are in locked fish tanks, I was fuckin glad to get out of there I'll tell ya,  You win !  |
|
|
|
Post by glowbug on Apr 29, 2018 21:34:36 GMT
Humans have a serious instincive squirminish with snakes , 👻 I always say ,never go against your instincts, theres a reason we have hairs on the back of our necks🧐
|
|
|
|
Post by tomplum on Apr 29, 2018 22:55:30 GMT
you're dead right there mate, instinct is what keeps us alive, An antelope has never been to skool, it can't read or write but when it see's a lion it runs like fuck, all animals and humans have it, never ignore it, |
|
|
|
Post by rocketmanbkk on Apr 30, 2018 6:57:39 GMT
Two weeks ago I went to a job to install a Quooker combi I pulled up at the electric gates and I see the customer at the window and he lets me in, so I drive in pull up and jump out of the van shut she door........ suddenly the biggest rottweiler I've ever seen is right on me with his gums up and growling at me smiley-sad056 nay the customer rushes out and calls him off and apologizes no end, he thought the dog was inside. I'm working in the kitchen cupboards the customers are having their breakfast and the dogs under the table and he starts growling at me again so the customer puts him outside, thank fuck !!! Later on I go out to the van for my drill the fucking thing has another go at me this time PB loses his cool and I said to the customer lock him up until I'm done or I'm pulling off the job. Idve said the same Fucking devil dogs |
|
|
|
Post by rocketmanbkk on Apr 30, 2018 6:59:07 GMT
I went into a house & she was a lesbian
On her bedroom wall in homemade cut out letters was ‘wine me dine me 69 me’
Err no thx luv
She was a massive unit
|
|
|
|
Post by tomplum on Apr 30, 2018 8:03:07 GMT
that is frightning rocket, would have been a lot worse if it was a bloke,,, |
|
|
|
Post by glowbug on Apr 30, 2018 20:39:54 GMT
that is frightning rocket, would have been a lot worse if it was a bloke,,,  |
|
|
|
Post by tomplum on Apr 30, 2018 20:48:33 GMT
was it poked in his ear ??
old joke about a man in the toilets, he looks over a black guys shoulder to see if he has a big un, the black says to him, " now you've seen it, you gotta suck it or I'm gonna stick it in your ear, then down the pub the guys telling his mates about it and one of them asks " did you suck it ? " the man answers
Hey ?
|
|
this time PB loses his cool and I said to the customer lock him up until I'm done or I'm pulling off the job. 
the customer rushes out and calls him off and apologizes no end, he thought the dog was inside. I'm working in the kitchen cupboards the customers are having their breakfast and the dogs under the table and he starts growling at me again so the customer puts him outside, thank fuck !!! Later on I go out to the van for my drill the fucking thing has another go at me 
