Bloody computer broke down. Lost everything on it. Luckily I had all my folders and files backed up on an external HD. Being clueless about computers I had to wait for a friend to put new bits in, and of course they took a few days to arrive. Right pain - don't realise how much you rely on them until they're gone. Bit like the other half.
And Tom, I think someone is trying to impersonate you.