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Post by crowsfoot on Oct 5, 2021 6:02:04 GMT
"Lights on but nobody's in" is one from work.  "Do you want the light on?" from customers. "No, I've got one of my own" is one of my own as I press the light on . "Is that a camera"? from builders merchants and any suspicious people I see whilst out and about. Tappy, |
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Post by woodbine66 on Oct 5, 2021 10:24:53 GMT
With everyone talking about torches, are you getting ready for our first Brexit Xmas? It's just like The 70s all over again. Please form an orderly queue for your candles!
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Post by crowsfoot on Oct 5, 2021 15:50:45 GMT
Nah, we'll all have LED's these days Woody ! |
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Post by dickpuller on Oct 5, 2021 18:33:20 GMT
With everyone talking about torches, are you getting ready for our first Brexit Xmas? It's just like The 70s all over again. Please form an orderly queue for your candles! Fuck the snivelling cunts in Brussels!! Remember the ‘Millennium Bug’??!! Oh, the whole World will fall apart on the stroke of Midnight 31/12/1999!! Me & Olive had a New Year shag & she said she could feel the earth move, but apart from that nothing else happened👍👍 It’s funny, Brexit is being blamed for daft cunts panic buying Petrol, oh & the Bog Roll at the start of Lockdown!! |
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Post by DIYDafty on Oct 5, 2021 18:55:40 GMT
If that's just on/off I'm buying it..... Make me look more like a plumber and less like a Dafty too !  |
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Post by cylinderfella on Oct 5, 2021 21:49:52 GMT
You'll love this video..... 😁😁
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Post by DIYDafty on Oct 7, 2021 20:00:15 GMT
Can't believe torches with a simple on/off button don't exist. But it does seem that way....
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Oct 8, 2021 5:35:30 GMT
good point dick, here in Ingerland in Winter, my motto is, 2pm, is time to fuck off home, whats not done today will have to wait, 2pm? Are you on overtime? 1200hrs latest |
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Oct 8, 2021 5:36:18 GMT
That’s a good idea that is. I like it |
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