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Thank you Doctor your advice will help me and many more alike.  Have you any advice for bone idle electricians ?

I used to do call out for servowarm when i worked for them in the 90's, I hated it, It was part of the conditions of employment, when you was on call, you could't settle because the phone would ringing at anytime, I gave them the ultimatum , I'm not doing anymore 'on call' its my way or the highway,
Next day they finished me, best thing i ever did,

Packing in bathrooms was a good move for me.

Do you know, In all my considerable time in being a Doctor, I've never had an overworked electrician in my surgery, I.ve had the basterds trying to fix problems we've had such as lights not working and sockets blowing fuses, when they come they fuck about in the cupboard, set all the alarms off,then fone a friend who usually knows nowt and the problem seldom gets solved,
We had a stressed plumber in the other week, he was a shaking mess, overworked under paid, family problems and his van broke down on the way, he walked in the waiting room, which was in darkness, sat down and asked " why's the lights off"  no one knew, he tried the switch and said, " its not clicking, a new switch will sort it", luckily the plumber had one and fixed in a jiffy,
Since then i prescribed a daily dose of carling beer each night before bed and he's up and at it again,
where would we be without plumbers,,,, fucked, thats where, 

No chance Doc!!!  Too many yummy mummies, cogars & bored housewives.  All with well stocked knicker drawers!!
Then there's all the OAPs with their inviting Purse sitting on the Sideboard that you can dip when they're away making you a nice cup of Tea.

No, the Undertaker will drag me off kicking & screaming, as I sniff my last line of 'Charlie' from leg of some rough old £50 hooker.

the good Doctor offered me a sick note, thats like taking the bottle off a wino, so cruel, i reported him to the board of medicine, twat,