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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 17:33:56 GMT
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Post by tomplum on Dec 18, 2016 17:51:26 GMT
A few years ago I was working on a new housing development, most of the new people moving in were ok, but there was this young fat spoiled bitch, he dad had bought her this house, A big 4 bed detached house with a detached garage, she moaned about everything and any thing, the bath was a differant white to the toilet, the pipes were noisy, the kitchen sink was too high, the water took too long to get hot, the list of things wrong would take me all day to type out, It was august the first and the spoilt bitch went out to pick up the brand new BMW that daddie had bought for her birthday, While she was out the joiner was shaving the doors down because the carpet fitter had just fitted new carpets and he'd set a bench in the drive to shave the doors, As she drove the new car on the drive a gust of wind picked up one of the doors and lifted it up in the air, then it crashed down on the bonnet of the new car, I felt sorry for the joiner but I joined the rest of the site in pissing my sides, It could't happen to a better person, It gave me faith that there really must be a power looking down on us,, Attachment Deleted |
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Post by battle1066 on Dec 18, 2016 18:36:47 GMT
Working on the main entrance door of a Presto Supermarket link for those who can't remember them. The location was in Byker, near Newcastle, next to the famous Byker Wall Estate (Hell as we knew it). Myself and another fitter we're repairing the door which had suffered another attempt of ram raiding, couldn't keep these fu*kers out, they only know the one thing don't pay for what you can steal! Anyway three of the roughest, scruffiness and ugliest women you've ever seen walked past us into the store and they stunk of piss not perfume to boot as well. Well we knew this was going to be worth a watch,cause the area was just like an open air jail,so we took up our positions and got our flasks, poured a cupper out cause we could taste the entertainment in the air. Once in the store the three broke formation,number one straight to the fags counter - number two straight to the spirits aisle and finally number three off to the meat counter. Now I don't know if your watch David Attenborough (Planet Earth) but these three struck and grabbed the intended pray and left the store like African Gazelles with the security guard in hot pursuit behind them. Now this plan had been well hatched cause it was number three's job with a fresh chicken off the meat counter to take out the security guard,which she did by turning and lunging straight at him and causing him to fall at speed. The guard was over and down on the ground before he could have corrected himself so number three took to bashing him over the head with a fresh chicken, until he could take no more and number three knew she'd got him whooped. With this in her mind she told the guard you can keep your fu*king chicken and ran to join the other two inside the Byker Wall. Well that was right up there as tea breaks go for us two and when the store manager came to see us to ask if we seen any of the incident we had to of course tell him "sorry no we we're to busy working"!  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 18:37:44 GMT
A few years ago I was working on a new housing development, most of the new people moving in were ok, but there was this young fat spoiled bitch, he dad had bought her this house, A big 4 bed detached house with a detached garage, she moaned about everything and any thing, the bath was a differant white to the toilet, the pipes were noisy, the kitchen sink was too high, the water took too long to get hot, the list of things wrong would take me all day to type out, It was august the first and the spoilt bitch went out to pick up the brand new BMW that daddie had bought for her birthday, While she was out the joiner was shaving the doors down because the carpet fitter had just fitted new carpets and he'd set a bench in the drive to shave the doors, As she drove the new car on the drive a gust of wind picked up one of the doors and lifted it up in the air, then it crashed down on the bonnet of the new car, I felt sorry for the joiner but I joined the rest of the site in pissing my sides, It could't happen to a better person, It gave me faith that there really must be a power looking down on us,, smiley-laughing021 |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 19:02:20 GMT
Working on the main entrance door of a Presto Supermarket link for those who can't remember them. The location was in Byker, near Newcastle, next to the famous Byker Wall Estate (Hell as we knew it). Myself and another fitter we're repairing the door which had suffered another attempt of ram raiding, couldn't keep these fu*kers out, they only know the one thing don't pay for what you can steal! Anyway three of the roughest, scruffiness and ugliest women you've ever seen walked past us into the store and they stunk of piss not perfume to boot as well. Well we knew this was going to be worth a watch,cause the area was just like an open air jail,so we took up our positions and got our flasks, poured a cupper out cause we could taste the entertainment in the air. Once in the store the three broke formation,number one straight to the fags counter - number two straight to the spirits aisle and finally number three off to the meat counter. Now I don't know if your watch David Attenborough (Planet Earth) but these three struck and grabbed the intended pray and left the store like African Gazelles with the security guard in hot pursuit behind them. Now this plan had been well hatched cause it was number three's job with a fresh chicken off the meat counter to take out the security guard,which she did by turning and lunging straight at him and causing him to fall at speed. The guard was over and down on the ground before he could have corrected himself so number three took to bashing him over the head with a fresh chicken, until he could take no more and number three knew she'd got him whooped. With this in her mind she told the guard you can keep your fu*king chicken and ran to join the other two inside the Byker Wall. Well that was right up there as tea breaks go for us two and when the store manager came to see us to ask if we seen any of the incident we had to of course tell him "sorry no we we're to busy working"! Ha Ha!!!!!! Love it battle.  |
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Post by endfeed on Dec 18, 2016 19:06:38 GMT
My sniker trousers was in tuble dryer sunday night,put them on monday morning in a rush for work.when i arrived on site one of the lads said whats that flapping around ya leg?looked down to my side pocket and a pair of my missis black frillie knickers was stuck to the valcro on pocket of my snickers! flapping about !😀😀😀😀😀
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 19:09:21 GMT
My sniker trousers was in tuble dryer sunday night,put them on monday morning in a rush for work.when i arrived on site one of the lads said whats that flapping around ya leg?looked down to my side pocket and a pair of my missis black frillie knickers was stuck to the valcro on pocket of my snickers! flapping about !😀😀😀😀😀 |
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Post by tomplum on Dec 18, 2016 19:10:54 GMT
I was sent to Newcastle in the ,90's to do the plumbing refurbing a pub, it was in a rough area and the lads already on site had made a couple of rooms in the pub as a sleeping area to save on digs, I rigged up a shower an toilet and we all got a sleeping bag and ate and slept in the pub, One afternoon a gang of heavys walked in off the street demanding £50 per man per week for working in Newcastle, So we said we can't pay that no, So they walked out, they said we'll be back to collect, After work about 8pm we went up the street for a few pints, they'd come in as we went out and trashed our work smashed anything in sight and pissed on out sleeping bags, I said fuck this, I'm not getting hospitalized just for making a living, and we all fucked off home, Luckily I'd only had 2 pints,
The company paid the men otherwise they have burned it down with the men in it, but i never went back,I believe they got local subbies to finish the work,
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 19:13:35 GMT
I was sent to Newcastle in the ,90's to do the plumbing refurbing a pub, it was in a rough area and the lads already on site had made a couple of rooms in the pub as a sleeping area to save on digs, I rigged up a shower an toilet and we all got a sleeping bag and ate and slept in the pub, One afternoon a gang of heavys walked in off the street demanding £50 per man per week for working in Newcastle, So we said we can't pay that no, So they walked out, they said we'll be back to collect, After work about 8pm we went up the street for a few pints, they'd come in as we went out and trashed our work smashed anything in sight and pissed on out sleeping bags, I said fuck this, I'm not getting hospitalized just for making a living, and we all fucked off home, Luckily I'd only had 2 pints, The company paid the men otherwise they have burned it down with the men in it, but i never went back,I believe they got local subbies to finish the work, smiley-sad056 nay That's bad Tom, horrible fuckers some people.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 19:26:44 GMT
I was doing a job in about the mid 90's with my boss and we were replacing a stack on this house where we did lots of work for this old couple, it was summertime and the two lads that cut the grass pulled up in their truck jumped out and proceeded with cutting the lawns. smiley-chores044grasscut Anyway one of the lads came over to us and said is it alright to leave their truck in the drive as they'd just taken on another grass cutting job a few doors down, we said yes fine we don't need to get out anyway, so we were talking to the old dear and the two lads finished her lawn and started pushing their mowers down the road and she started shouting MR BRADBURY!!!! MR BRADBURY!!!! you've forgotten your truck. We pissed ourselves laughing. |
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Post by battle1066 on Dec 18, 2016 19:42:48 GMT
On one job in Elswick (back in the late eighties) another part of Newcastle we were working on the housing office (located within the residents tower block) our job was to upgrade the security grills as the workers felt unsafe when telling certain families their going to be evicted for being unneighbourly by flooding everyone out if they complained about their drug taking or drug dens.
Well we happened upon gang of young ones stealing our ladders off the van so we followed them to the house they'd taken then too.
Now thinking we've got this sorted I just knocked at the door and asked for our ladders back. Now the chap who answered the door wasn't one of the young ones he was a gent between 40 to 50 years old who said no problem just give me £20.00 and there yours. So thinking that's just not going to happen I rung the police and told them the tale. Now your never going to believe this but the policies response was "if you want the ladders pay the money,cause we'll not be attending as they've not threatened you"!
So we had to pay the money and true to their word they returned the ladders.
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Post by tomplum on Dec 18, 2016 20:01:46 GMT
WOW, and they wonder why the kids have no respect, they got clean away with it, so they'll just carry on doing it, smiley-sad056 nay
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