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What you doing Kiids?

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crowsfoot
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What you doing Kiids? Dec 21, 2016 21:06:38 GMT

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Post by crowsfoot on Dec 21, 2016 21:06:38 GMT

I had one today, you know real wind up merchants constantly repeating "What You doing mister" if you explain, the next question is "Why" then you're back to the "What you doing" question again.

His Dad was shouting at him not to get in my way.

He then asked me "Have you done yet"?

I said "No it looks like I'll have to stay the night"

"Can you sleep in my room" He replied.

That was it, I burst out laughing smiley-laughing025

It's moments like this that make it all worthwhile.

Tappy,

tomplum
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What you doing Kiids? Dec 21, 2016 21:21:12 GMT

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Post by tomplum on Dec 21, 2016 21:21:12 GMT

I went to a house a couple of years ago, I'd got the wrong address ( thats not unusual for me) a kid answered the door, He's about 6/7 years old, what do you want mister, he said, Is your mum in or Dad, I asked, the kid shouted, dad he wants you, the dad answered, whats he want, i said I've come to change a rad, the dad shouts, tell him to fuck off, So the kid says, me dad says fuck off,

I could't keep a straight face, you could make a comedy sketch from somethings you see,