Post by crowsfoot on Feb 28, 2017 11:09:42 GMT
I'm a jack of all trades, you know a multi-skilled worker, yeah I'm no shirker.
I'm decorating my daughters stairs and I do all my own repairs.
I took out the toilet to put porcelain tiles onto the floor now cistern leaks and pans in one piece no more.
I fitted a bath for Council but fell through the floor I've now been off work for two years and more.
I've bought a property in the east European with the compo I swindled.
Twenty pounds a year rate is all I pay in tax I've got it all up here in my brain, in intelligence I don't lack.
For £50 pounds planning permission is certain to be granted.
I'm going to live their in three years time, most of em' haven't got a dime.
Yes in 3 years I''ll be gone, 4ex wife's, 2 daughters (one on the way), 3 granddaughters, what a busy lad and I'm still only 51.
I've decorated the stairs just to be in your way all day and for my cracked toilet so glad I won't have to pay!
This is actually what someone told me last week whilst working at his daughters house.
It suddenly occurred to me today it could well have been Steve the pro.
I'm decorating my daughters stairs and I do all my own repairs.
I took out the toilet to put porcelain tiles onto the floor now cistern leaks and pans in one piece no more.
I fitted a bath for Council but fell through the floor I've now been off work for two years and more.
I've bought a property in the east European with the compo I swindled.
Twenty pounds a year rate is all I pay in tax I've got it all up here in my brain, in intelligence I don't lack.
For £50 pounds planning permission is certain to be granted.
I'm going to live their in three years time, most of em' haven't got a dime.
Yes in 3 years I''ll be gone, 4ex wife's, 2 daughters (one on the way), 3 granddaughters, what a busy lad and I'm still only 51.
I've decorated the stairs just to be in your way all day and for my cracked toilet so glad I won't have to pay!
This is actually what someone told me last week whilst working at his daughters house.
It suddenly occurred to me today it could well have been Steve the pro.
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