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Post by crowsfoot on Oct 4, 2017 18:24:24 GMT
Came across one of these for the first time today. One destined for the ever expanding plumbing museum of seemingly good ideas at the time in a few years me thinks!! Attachment Deleted |
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Post by crowsfoot on Oct 4, 2017 18:31:26 GMT
And what about those slow closing WC seats?
A definite contender too.
So you're having a lovely pee when you notice that the slow closing WC seat as started to close itself in on you and you know that there's nothing you can do about it because your in full stream and that your going to end up in a terrible mess very very shortly!!!
Surely invented by a woman!!
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Post by tomplum on Oct 4, 2017 18:49:53 GMT
Came across one of these for the first time today. One destined for the ever expanding plumbing museum of seemingly good ideas at the time in a few years me thinks!! View AttachmentI hate them, they cause more blocked toilets than a plumber could wish for Also the ones that go in the cistern lids cause the new flusher to go wrong, they get entangled, but i don't mind those, thats an easy job, |
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Post by crowsfoot on Oct 4, 2017 20:01:04 GMT
I was fitting a shower in a bathroom and the ruddy toilet kept lighting up every time I moved (it proper got on my nerves after a while)!
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Post by endfeed on Oct 4, 2017 20:18:40 GMT
Came across one of these for the first time today. One destined for the ever expanding plumbing museum of seemingly good ideas at the time in a few years me thinks!! Cant workout what it is tapppy? rthdr,ffot |
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Post by crowsfoot on Oct 4, 2017 20:24:35 GMT
It's a light for the bog, it hangs over the bowl and when you enter the bathroom a sensor on the outside of the toilet bowl picks up your movement and switches on a small light that's inside the bowl causing the toilet to "light up"!!  |
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Post by Plumberboy on Oct 4, 2017 20:30:40 GMT
It's a light for the bog, it hangs over the bowl and when you enter the bathroom a sensor on the outside of the toilet bowl picks up your movement and switches on a small light that's inside the bowl causing the toilet to "light up"!! What a pointless load of shite tappy, I can't see the point.  |
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Post by endfeed on Oct 4, 2017 20:46:30 GMT
Its about time they made a gadget that wipes your arse for you |
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Post by jcplumb on Oct 4, 2017 23:56:41 GMT
Its about time they made a gadget that wipes your arse for you I think that ship's already sailed. That fancy disabled bog they usually fit on DIY SOS washes your arse and dries it if I remember right. smiley-whacky086 fan shit |
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Post by tomplum on Oct 5, 2017 7:48:51 GMT
yes I remember that JC, i've never come across one i'm glad to say and would not like to either, Although I have fitted hose pipe fittings and a hand held sprinkler for several muslims who prefer to wash their bum with cold water, smiley-taunt005 show bum
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Oct 5, 2017 7:52:39 GMT
Its about time they made a gadget that wipes your arse for you I think that ship's already sailed. That fancy disabled bog they usually fit on DIY SOS washes your arse and dries it if I remember right. smiley-whacky086 fan shit What is if doesn't clean all the shit off & then proceeds to dry it? Now there's a problem Stinking ass 💩💩💩 |
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Post by crowsfoot on Oct 5, 2017 18:17:53 GMT
A few years ago I attended a sales rep talk for the Geberit company and what he said I found very interesting/honest. He started off by telling us that it's a "luxury high end market product" that was never designed for the disabled market. It was designed especially for Swedish people who like bidets but have small bathrooms so this was designed as a solution for them "a combined WC and bidet in one". The company's view is that if people want to buy them for the disabled then it is a sale for us that we are willing to make, however a disabled toilet was not what they had ever designed. They have to be on a service contract with the company because they won't supply any internal parts to any third party. I'm in complete agreement with Rocky squirting water at your bum isn't going to get it clean you need to wipe your bum first with toilet paper, flush the loo, then finish off with the water bidet squirter and dryer. Did you know that there's a special "lady button" on it that's especially useful during the menstrual cycle!!! Yes, one his female assistants actually said this to us (definitely a TMI moment ). The British seem to have decided upon themselves that it's a toilet for the disabled - when really it's not. Surely this is another contender for the museum of obsolete plumbing gadgets in a few years time! |
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Post by joinerjohn on Oct 5, 2017 22:39:25 GMT
It's a light for the bog, it hangs over the bowl and when you enter the bathroom a sensor on the outside of the toilet bowl picks up your movement and switches on a small light that's inside the bowl causing the toilet to "light up"!! What a pointless load of shite tappy, I can't see the point. Well, if you've come home from the pub, having had a skinfull, fall asleep on't sofa after yer kebab n chips, then wake up at half three in the morning dying for a piss, they could save you from a horrible divorce. They light up when ya go into the darkened bathroom/ bog (cause the missus has got pissed off and left you on't aforementioned sofa, and turned all the lights out. You just know in your inebriated state that you dare not turn em back on, and if you dare to piss and miss the bowl, you ain't getting anything for the next three weeks (coz if you do piss n miss, you ain't in the right frame of mind to clean it up) |
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