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Tell her I'll do it for £45.. The guarantee lasts until the moment I leave their house. There's no putting shelves up, or having a look at that leaking radiator or dripping tap (while me tools are out) I expect a nice home made curry for lunch and a neverending supply of tea and biscuits/ cakes during the day and two bottles of Cobra lager in the afternoon.. Ooh nearly forgot,, No I don't know any electrician who can install a new consumer unit for £25, nor do I know a gas safe registered plumber who could certify the boiler her next door neighbour put in last year. Nor do I know a plasterer prepared to work for £15 a day, or the decorator who can paper their dilapidated bedroom in half an hour (including stripping off 14 layers of old wallpaper)