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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2017 10:14:13 GMT
I have just joined your forum, and im delighted to be a member and a part of Toms Army
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Post by Astra on Oct 27, 2017 11:06:24 GMT
Welcome Alan lots of good advise and banter on here .....Priceless  |
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Oct 27, 2017 14:19:34 GMT
Hello Allen
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Post by tomplum on Oct 27, 2017 17:21:18 GMT
hello Allan, thanks for joining our mottley crew, We're all friendly and help each other here, its a free speech forum too, so say what you like, try not to offend some of the twats though,  |
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Post by Plumberboy on Oct 27, 2017 18:43:54 GMT
Hello Allan and welcome.  |
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Post by crowsfoot on Oct 28, 2017 7:48:46 GMT
Welcome to the forum Al
it's all informal here recognising that even plumbers are real people too.
We try and help with plumbing problems but mostly it's just a friendly chat of the kind that you get in the builders brew cabin at snap time.
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Post by dickpuller on Oct 28, 2017 19:30:19 GMT
Hi Alan & welcome.
Hi everyone & happy Saturday!!
Im in trouble, Olive has found a carrier bag full of ladies Panties under my van drivers seat,what should I do?
a. say they’re mine.
b. Say they’re hers.
c. Say I’m looking after them for a friend.
d. Say I must’ve picked up the wrong bag as I left a customer’s house.
Gentlemen, I need help!!
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Post by Plumberboy on Oct 28, 2017 19:36:45 GMT
Hi Alan & welcome. Hi everyone & happy Saturday!! Im in trouble, Olive has found a carrier bag full of ladies Panties under my van drivers seat,what should I do? a. say they’re mine. b. Say they’re hers. c. Say I’m looking after them for a friend. d. Say I must’ve picked up the wrong bag as I left a customer’s house. Gentlemen, I need help!! Tell her they're Toms, they are part of his fancy dress videos. |
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Post by battle1066 on Oct 28, 2017 19:40:11 GMT
Hi Alan & welcome. Hi everyone & happy Saturday!! Im in trouble, Olive has found a carrier bag full of ladies Panties under my van drivers seat,what should I do? a. say they’re mine. b. Say they’re hers. c. Say I’m looking after them for a friend. d. Say I must’ve picked up the wrong bag as I left a customer’s house. Gentlemen, I need help!! After what I've seen today in Whitby all of those would pass as acceptable answers Dick - just say wait to you see the rest of the outfit dear Attachment Deleted |
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Post by tomplum on Oct 28, 2017 20:09:22 GMT
say they're mine Dick, I'll tell her its true next time I'm up there fishin' in the Clyde, I like fishing in the Clyde its one of the best places to catch a dead body, I'll tell Olive thats where i get the knickers off, Well hey, you can't not drag a dead druggie out of the water, take her knickers off and not give it one, and if anyone thinks thats wrong,,better than kissing fish,,  |
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Post by dickpuller on Oct 28, 2017 20:39:04 GMT
Phewwww!! Thanks Tom I’ll do that as soon as I get in from Dogging.
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