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They make me laugh these expensive taps they have the same headgear in them as a tap for £35 and silly twats spend ££££££'s on them. 

sceeeech ( sound of soap box being dragged to the floor), A tap is a tap, it supplies you with water, a kitchen tap from shitfix/toolshit or B&POO start at £30, turn it on and water flows, there's a 12 month warrantee and mostly there's no problems, If it developes a problem after the 12 month period, get a new un,
anyone spending anything more than £30 on a kitchen tap, has got more money than sence and deserves ripping off, they probably buy coffee at £3.50 a cup, buy water at £2 a bottle, have probably been well educated at uni, are on stupid money for pushing a pen and riding a desk and do not live in the real world where money is earned, which means they do not produce, they are middle management,blood sucking leeches, living off the produce of others, No common sense,no life skills and when the world is ripped apart and destroyed by the greedy, they will not survive, there will be no desks, WE, the workers, can build a shelter and light a fire, we can cook what we catch, we can drink water unbottled from a tap, We are the future,
People with cheap taps will rule the world one day,

stamp

thank you,

Quite a few years ago I was working with another plumber also from Sheffield who had loads of anecdotes that I would split my sides laughing at.
 One of the things he said about the gaffers car was "I'll tell you sumut nar that's a personalised number plate and people who have them have more money than sense, yet how come such a plonker is the gaffer?" "I just can't work it out at all can you?"