WHY YOU NEED A PLUMBER,If I do a job in 30 minutes,Its because I spent 10 years learning how to do it in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes,........................

signed sealed and delivered to her maj

new

« Prev
1
Next »

tomplum
Administrator

Posts: 14,781

signed sealed and delivered to her maj Apr 12, 2018 8:37:52 GMT rocketmanbkk likes this

Quote

Post by tomplum on Apr 12, 2018 8:37:52 GMT

Dear Queen,
I hearby present my final self assessment tax return for the period 2017/2018, I'm sorry I am unable to contribute any longer to the style of living you have come accustomed to, I hope you will be able to manage with the reduced funds and not suffer too much

your long faithfull and loyal subject,
Tom

queen
New Member

Posts: 30

signed sealed and delivered to her maj Apr 12, 2018 8:43:42 GMT rocketmanbkk likes this

Quote

Post by queen on Apr 12, 2018 8:43:42 GMT

Thanks for your contributions Tom, I'm keeping an eye on you, any jobs you do, please calculate the tax and bring it here in cash, as you know, we all like a bit of folding in the back pocket keeps the world going round and I have a wedding coming up soon,

many thanks for the years of tax and NI contributions,

now fuck off and die, that will save me pension funds,