I said I'd never work for Asians again but,

Dunno why Asians are always like this Tom. I've been done by them in the past and now am very careful of taking on any job for them. One job I was on was replacing floor joists and floorboards in a living room. I'd quoted the price, which they were happy with. Anyway, while I was there, the lady of the house came in and asked "Do you fit door locks?" I replied that "Yes, I do indeed fit door locks. " She went away and an hour later turned up with 7 mortice locks and says "These are for the bedroom doors, the kitchen door, the bathroom door and the hallway door." and dropped the bag on top of my toolbox. Anyway, when I'd finished the flooring, I went round to their "other" house and told them I'd finished.. Got my money (without any bartering) and went home. A couple of hours later the phone rings and it's the woman,,, "You have not fitted the door locks and we've paid you to fit them. " I told her to calm down dear, then explained that my price had been for the joists and flooring only. There followed a flurry of "But, but, but ,but, but , but,,,,, you said you could fit them." I explained that she'd asked me if I fit door locks, and I had not agreed to fit them. Told her I could give her another quote to fit the locks. She said she thought I'd have fitted them while I was there (must have thought they'd only take minutes to do) Anyway,, I gave them a nice quote to fit the locks, which they declined (knew they would) Fookin idiots.