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Baxi 228
Sept 16, 2019 19:09:42 GMT
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Post by dickpuller on Sept 16, 2019 19:09:42 GMT
hello guessed, When Dicks not shagging Olive, he comes to my house, you can come too if you like, I wouldn’t view this invitation lightly matey, she’s a big girl!! In fact it’s like shaggin an inflatable Bed!! |
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Post by olive pullers sister on Sept 16, 2019 21:24:27 GMT
aghh away with ya sweet talk Dick, ya wasnee complainin' de noo when ya twiddled ma kipper wi ya wee pugjee,,  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2019 21:37:52 GMT
aghh away with ya sweet talk Dick, ya wasnee complainin' de noo when ya twiddled ma kipper wi ya wee pugjee,, I don't know what's worse ! That statement or the helicopter incident  |
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Post by tomplum on Sept 16, 2019 21:52:02 GMT
I would't mind a go at that Olives sister bint, she's a fine bit of totty I'd say  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2019 22:00:52 GMT
I would't mind a go at that Olives sister bint, she's a fine bit of totty I'd say When was your last eye test Tom ?  |
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Baxi 228
Sept 17, 2019 5:52:26 GMT
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Post by dickpuller on Sept 17, 2019 5:52:26 GMT
I would't mind a go at that Olives sister bint, she's a fine bit of totty I'd say She enjoys it up the shitter Tom while you’re strangling her with your Pyjama cord!! |
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Post by 💩 on Sept 17, 2019 6:42:57 GMT
Listen, haggis breath, this thread is supposed to be about combi boilers, not your filthy Scottish customs.
Your turn cunty, call me a kiddy fiddler again, for some odd reason it seems you're obsessed with that phrase.
I wonder why.
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Baxi 228
Sept 17, 2019 8:19:25 GMT
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Post by dickpuller on Sept 17, 2019 8:19:25 GMT
Listen, haggis breath, this thread is supposed to be about combi boilers, not your filthy Scottish customs. Your turn cunty, call me a kiddy fiddler again, for some odd reason it seems you're obsessed with that phrase. I wonder why. I’ll call you what I like you half-a-shandy English spastic. |
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Post by tomplum on Sept 17, 2019 13:18:12 GMT
Listen, haggis breath, this thread is supposed to be about combi boilers, not your filthy Scottish customs. Your turn cunty, call me a kiddy fiddler again, for some odd reason it seems you're obsessed with that phrase. I wonder why. this is the brewcabin and thats what happens in brewcabins, Its the way we chill and take our minds off the pressure of work, enjoy  |
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Post by 💩 on Sept 18, 2019 5:32:48 GMT
Yeah but you must make sure your little helpers delete my replies every now and then, in case they offend like.
Sieg Heil, tomp.
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Baxi 228
Sept 18, 2019 13:22:08 GMT
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Post by dickpuller on Sept 18, 2019 13:22:08 GMT
Yeah but you must make sure your little helpers delete my replies every now and then, in case they offend like. Sieg Heil, tomp. Ooppppssss!!! Looks like some daft dickhead got under the radar again Tom!!! |
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Post by tomplum on Sept 18, 2019 13:56:41 GMT
yea Dick I allowed him in cos I don't discriminate against the not so well educated and the not so well trained people in our society and i could not help myself when he wrote me a begging letter to be allowed back, and well,,,he's almost human, I can't help being kind but you must not hold back Dick tell the scroat how it is,,  |
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Post by 💩 on Sept 18, 2019 15:05:25 GMT
Slight change of subject...
tompo, do you have a link to a vid where you actually smile? It's just that when you're in your crappy little hut showing dumb plumbers how to remove olives from their cocks, you have a face like you've just swallowed some dogshit or being told you've got to visit Scotland. Maybe it's the aftertaste of those shitty Wigan pies or the poxy nurthern ale.
Smile ffs.
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Post by tomplum on Sept 18, 2019 16:31:26 GMT
its a serious business is plumbing so smiling while giving tips is frownd apon by the serious tip collector, I have wrote a song though called
" I can't smile wide enough", perhaps you would like to hear it ??
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Post by 💩 on Sept 18, 2019 17:15:55 GMT
As much as I'd love to, I'm busy making a 45mm olive.
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