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Post by Plumberboy on Oct 14, 2017 19:15:42 GMT
The phone doesn't stop buzzing.  |
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Post by tomplum on Oct 14, 2017 19:42:03 GMT
Its been a warm day day up in 't north PB, i got another good days fishing maggot drowning in, I did't take my phone and when i got home there are 3 missed calls, fuck um i'm not chacing work any more,  |
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Post by joinerjohn on Oct 14, 2017 19:56:40 GMT
The phone doesn't stop buzzing.  You sure it's not Missus PB's rampant rabbit ?  |
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Post by Plumberboy on Oct 14, 2017 20:21:26 GMT
Its been a warm day day up in 't north PB, i got another good days fishing maggot drowning in, I did't take my phone and when i got home there are 3 missed calls, fuck um i'm not chacing work any more, Maggot drowning. You've done your service on work chasing Tom, you're cruising the slow lane. noir12 injun |
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Post by Plumberboy on Oct 14, 2017 20:23:15 GMT
The phone doesn't stop buzzing. You sure it's not Missus PB's rampant rabbit ?  No JJ I borrowed the batteries out of it for my multimeter. |
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Post by tomplum on Oct 14, 2017 20:57:14 GMT
In just one month the state will pay me my pension, I've got butt fucked though, The pension system has all changed, If I never had made any contributions to a private pension i would have got £159 per week, but because I was contracted out from 1977 to 1981 my state pension is reduced to £135, and i get a private pension of £9 from being contracted out for those 4 years, So I lose £24 state pension to gain £9 private pension,
Fuckin' Tories,,, smiley-face-shaking-fist
Also we now have to work a month in hand, So i get fuck all till December the 12th, that month in hand will never be paid to me because i'll be too burned to handle it, ( they don't fuck about in that crematorium ) , Multiply that month in hand by everyone that will get pension and its a serious amount of money the Goverment has conned us out of,
fuckin' tories, smiley-face-shaking-fist
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Post by Plumberboy on Oct 14, 2017 21:18:13 GMT
Robbing twats!!!!!  |
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Post by tomplum on Oct 14, 2017 21:52:42 GMT
by the time you retire PB there'll be fuck all left for you, so make money while the sun shines,,, 6XqEngr88r5GlWolCJDi |
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Oct 15, 2017 8:17:12 GMT
I think my phones broken !!!!! 😂
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Post by tomplum on Oct 15, 2017 17:12:34 GMT
There's a job up here you can have Rockey, a school want some new taps doing at half term, I can't be arsed, its only about 250 miles here and another 250 back for 2 sets of taps, You'll not make fuck all but its a nice ride out,
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Oct 15, 2017 17:14:34 GMT
There's a job up here you can have Rockey, a school want some new taps doing at half term, I can't be arsed, its only about 250 miles here and another 250 back for 2 sets of taps, You'll not make fuck all but its a nice ride out, greensmilies-010 Are you offering me digs? Plus Mrs Plumb will have to do my tea! What are we having? I don’t do chips with gravy, it’s wrong! |
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Post by tomplum on Oct 15, 2017 17:19:08 GMT
you'd want gravey on mrs plums chips, she burns everything, she can burn water that one, Our kitchen smoke detectors only last a month they burn out faster than a cheap firework, and pans,,I've lost count how many pans we've replaced,, |
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Post by Plumberboy on Oct 15, 2017 17:30:35 GMT
Just had a call out from plumbergirl the bath was slow to drain, I cured the problem fast but she is refusing to settle the invoice.  I thought a handjob was a fair settlement,she doesn't.  |
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Oct 15, 2017 18:02:08 GMT
Just had a call out from plumbergirl the bath was slow to drain, I cured the problem fast but she is refusing to settle the invoice. I thought a handjob was a fair settlement,she doesn't. Blimey PB. Slim pickings that. A shag is minimum charge in Berkshire Up north it’s a quick fumble I’ve heard |
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Post by tomplum on Oct 15, 2017 18:07:48 GMT
when I was in my prime, A blow job was the least amount of payment in kind, Now a days if I'm offered supersex I take the soup option,  |
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