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Post by battle1066 on Jan 28, 2018 16:35:44 GMT
These two saying used to boil my piss when I was at school.
English teacher just before the exams:-
"Be prepared or prepare to fail".
Another from him was
" it's not for school it's for life" as they tried to teach subjects you hated.
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Post by woodbine66 on Jan 28, 2018 17:07:15 GMT
Some good ones on here.
My effort -
"He's sharp as a marble"
"If you've got a black cat, he's got a blacker 'un"
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" |
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Post by endfeed on Jan 28, 2018 18:09:36 GMT
When you get a leak allover the floor and customers moaning! You Cant make an omlet without braking a few eggs  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2018 19:37:40 GMT
WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2018 19:41:36 GMT
YOU CANT FIX STUPID !!! was another saying I liked.  I don't get that one PB. It's what the old boys used to say when we had people that were never learning and improving. Some people just ain't cut out for it. |
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Post by battle1066 on Jan 28, 2018 20:10:27 GMT
It's what the old boys used to say when we had people that were never learning and improving. Some people just ain't cut out for it. Thanks for the education PB  |
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Post by woodbine66 on Jan 28, 2018 20:21:13 GMT
"If you can piss, you can paint"
Apologies to any decorators out there.
"Never drink on an empty head"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2018 20:23:39 GMT
"If you can piss, you can paint"
Apologies to any decorators out there. Fuck the decorators they are bottom of the trade chain. smiley-finger005 |
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Post by tomplum on Jan 28, 2018 20:28:27 GMT
decorators are diyers with a radio and Sun newspaper, BB is one of your tribe and showing the world how useless you all are.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2018 20:30:24 GMT
decorators are diyers with a radio and Sun newspaper, BB is one of your tribe and showing the world how useless you all are. laughing-dog-smiley-emoticon |
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Post by joinerjohn on Jan 28, 2018 20:47:06 GMT
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Post by battle1066 on Jan 28, 2018 21:17:54 GMT
One of the lads I've worked with used to always say this
"If you want an easy life don't have anything in your life what eats and shits when your asleep".
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Post by Stevie plumber on Jan 28, 2018 21:41:02 GMT
The old timer I served my time with would always say what 10 clock and not a pot washed his way of being funny. Hi Tom any chance of a Tom plum pen.would be much appreciated stevie the geordie
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Post by tomplum on Jan 28, 2018 22:08:09 GMT
The old timer I served my time with would always say what 10 clock and not a pot washed his way of being funny. Hi Tom any chance of a Tom plum pen.would be much appreciated stevie the geordie ok mate will do, first I need your address, don't post it on an open forum, first join as a member, then you can PM me with your address and i'll send you 2 if i send you just one, your wife/girlfriend will nick it , |
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Post by woodbine66 on Jan 29, 2018 21:31:35 GMT
Hey Tom, do you want my address too - so you can send me my winnings. |
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