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Post by tomplum on Jan 29, 2018 21:40:21 GMT
yes Woody, I've asked for your address to send you some shite usefull van stock on another thread, and of course if you win you'll get the £20,  |
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Post by woodbine66 on Jan 29, 2018 21:51:18 GMT
Thanks, Tom. Top bloke. I hope it's not shat stuff you usually tip on PB's drive that you're donating to me.
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Post by tomplum on Jan 29, 2018 21:57:38 GMT
PB's made a fortune selling my old cylinders, boilers and beer cans and he does is moan moan moan, yer can't please everyone, smiley-sad056 nay
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2018 22:15:24 GMT
MY DRIVEWAY WAS CLEAR THIS MORNING.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2018 20:29:21 GMT
How's about this saying.........when referring to a lady's private garden(?) .........."she's got a fanny like a yawning donkey"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2018 21:15:56 GMT
How's about this saying.........when referring to a lady's private garden(?) .........."she's got a fanny like a yawning donkey" |
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Post by endfeed on Feb 20, 2018 22:43:20 GMT
What about when a woman on rag! Call it she scabbed over this week 😀
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2018 22:45:20 GMT
What about when a woman on rag! Call it she scabbed over this week 😀 Granny rags.  |
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Feb 21, 2018 16:38:35 GMT
One of my favourite sayings is
Fuck off
Another is
Fuck you
Both sayings can be followed by a number of derogatory names such as
Twat
Wanker
Cunt
Fucker
Bitch
Motherfucker
Asshole
I think you get the gist
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Feb 21, 2018 17:08:42 GMT
How's about this saying.........when referring to a lady's private garden(?) .........."she's got a fanny like a yawning donkey" Or tits like spaniels ears |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2018 20:55:23 GMT
Or........she's got a fanny like a ripped out fireplace
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2018 20:56:16 GMT
Or even......she's got a fanny like a wizards sleeve
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Post by tomplum on Feb 22, 2018 21:04:00 GMT
or a fanny like a clowns pocket,, |
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Post by tomplum on Feb 22, 2018 21:19:35 GMT
we're just a week away from announcing the winner, a quick reminder, the winner gets a £20 cash prize, no catch, no gimmick,no strings, anyone can win, no fear nor favour, you just have to enter, " be innit to win it " as the saying goes, |
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Post by Davros on Feb 25, 2018 20:00:51 GMT
or a fanny like a clowns pocket,, I like the saying "He's about as popular as Bobby Crush on an oil rig" |
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