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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2018 20:40:46 GMT
Phone call tonight from a customer where I fitted a complete bathroom about 6yrs ago, " the shower pump keeps going on and off about every 5 to 10 minutes can you come and have a look tonight" ponder erm NO !!! I'll book you in though,,,,,,"what are we supposed to do until then Mr PB ?" erm switch it off at the plug until you need it you thick fuck.  |
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Post by tomplum on Nov 19, 2018 21:24:55 GMT
I had a very satisfying call similar to that, i did a bathroom several years ago, a betabathroom suite, bathtaps against the back wall, at the time i advised her NOT to have them against the wall but on the near side in case they get a problem, she said, no way, i want them on the back, So now they are leaking through the tap body, " what can you do Tom" , nothing luv, i'm retired, So i went to have a look cos she's a tasty piece, I explained to her that, the bath has to come out, to do this we have to take the basin/toilet unit out and a good amount of tiling, She's stood there in front of me with a shocked look on her face, I'm trying to not look at her tits, but i could't resist, she noticed because she wrapped her cardigan round herself and gave me THAT look, I returned THAT look with my own, shove your tits in my face and I'll look at um look, and after about 10 mins of complaining she realized the fault was between Betabathrooms and herself, I walked to the door, she asked, please try to hide that billy club in your pocket as you walk out, people may get the wrong idea,  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2018 21:34:18 GMT
I had a very satisfying call similar to that, i did a bathroom several years ago, a betabathroom suite, bathtaps against the back wall, at the time i advised her NOT to have them against the wall but on the near side in case they get a problem, she said, no way, i want them on the back, So now they are leaking through the tap body, " what can you do Tom" , nothing luv, i'm retired, So i went to have a look cos she's a tasty piece, I explained to her that, the bath has to come out, to do this we have to take the basin/toilet unit out and a good amount of tiling, She's stood there in front of me with a shocked look on her face, I'm trying to not look at her tits, but i could't resist, she noticed because she wrapped her cardigan round herself and gave me THAT look, I returned THAT look with my own, shove your tits in my face and I'll look at um look, and after about 10 mins of complaining she realized the fault was between Betabathrooms and herself, I walked to the door, she asked, please try to hide that billy club in your pocket as you walk out, people may get the wrong idea,  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2018 21:41:05 GMT
I hate it when you go to jobs that are booked in whether it be a cylinder swap out or changing some kitchen taps etc and the lazy fuckers have not cleared any of it out the way. smiley-face-shaking-fist the last cylinder change I did was was in a cupboard in a small bedroom and it was jam packed with stuff, I turfed it all out on the bed and left it there when I was done,,, twats. |
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Post by tomplum on Nov 19, 2018 22:04:54 GMT
yea I'd have done the same and make sure any clean sheets and towels got dirty hand stains on them, kitchen sinks are another place people keep loads of stored things that get in the way,,  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2018 22:17:56 GMT
Many of times I've arrived at the job and the woman will say, "I've just put the washing machine on can you wait until it has finished before you turn the water off" Attachment Deleted___ |
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Post by tomplum on Nov 19, 2018 22:28:10 GMT
me too, One particular time I arrived and i was fitting an outside tap, The lady of the house says, my husbands having a shave, can you wait 2 mins, OK, So i'm setting up, gets my tools.gear,drills etc, that took at least 10 mins, He's not finished yet, she says I ve made a cup of tea for you. ok, so I drank the cup of tea and that took another 10 mins, So I'm drumming my fingers and asks, can you see if he's finished yet, i need to get going, the old twats still in bed, GRRR
FFS I could have have it done and gone,, smiley-sad056 nay
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2018 22:34:34 GMT
me too, One particular time I arrived and i was fitting an outside tap, The lady of the house says, my husbands having a shave, can you wait 2 mins, OK, So i'm setting up, gets my tools.gear,drills etc, that took at least 10 mins, He's not finished yet, she says I ve made a cup of tea for you. ok, so I drank the cup of tea and that took another 10 mins, So I'm drumming my fingers and asks, can you see if he's finished yet, i need to get going, the old twats still in bed, GRRR FFS I could have have it done and gone,,  How was he shaving in bed some people just take the piss. smiley-confused002asak2 |
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Post by dickpuller on Nov 19, 2018 22:36:24 GMT
Oh I love a cylinder swop, you get the reward down the scrappy & the Porn Stash from behind the old cylinder!!!
Happy, happy days👍👍👍😄
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Post by battle1066 on Nov 20, 2018 8:04:35 GMT
I got one yesterday were I was using the kitchen sink for the boiler bits I'd took off and the twat turned the water on - why - crazy customers.
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Post by woodbine66 on Nov 20, 2018 10:44:31 GMT
Phone call tonight from a customer where I fitted a complete bathroom about 6yrs ago, " the shower pump keeps going on and off about every 5 to 10 minutes can you come and have a look tonight"  erm NO !!! I'll book you in though,,,,,,"what are we supposed to do until then Mr PB ?" erm switch it off at the plug until you need it you thick fuck. 
I always say yes, I can come now (unless there's a good reason why I can't, eg. it's Fri night and I'm going out for a session smiley-eatdrink009drinking ) but it will be out of hours rates (double/triple), and would be a lot cheaper if I come tomorrow.
But people, even blokes, really are dumb about anything these days and don't have a clue how anything works unless it's an Apple product. They probably look to see if there's an app to turn the shower off. smiley-sad056 nay
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Post by woodbine66 on Nov 20, 2018 11:03:01 GMT
Many of times I've arrived at the job and the woman will say, "I've just put the washing machine on can you wait until it has finished before you turn the water off" ___
Answer is - "I can wait all day luv, because it's you that's paying me by the hour."
Twats!
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Nov 20, 2018 14:47:22 GMT
I hate it when you go to jobs that are booked in whether it be a cylinder swap out or changing some kitchen taps etc and the lazy fuckers have not cleared any of it out the way. smiley-face-shaking-fist the last cylinder change I did was was in a cupboard in a small bedroom and it was jam packed with stuff, I turfed it all out on the bed and left it there when I was done,,, twats. It’s my number one hate too |
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Nov 20, 2018 14:50:37 GMT
I also hate a watcher
Unless is a fit bird then she can watch all day
Otherwise I just tell them I’ll shout when I’m done. If they don’t get that message I tell them it’s easier in my own.
A few year ago a turban dad pulled up a chair & sat at the bathroom door!! He wasn’t there long. Fucking idiot.
Dogs can also watch as well as kids if they don’t start touching my tools.
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Post by rocketmanbkk on Nov 20, 2018 14:51:49 GMT
I went to a leak under a kitchen sink on Monday. There was all the usual shit under there. I told her to move it. Ridiculous. It’s not as if I turned up as a surprise ffs!
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erm NO !!! I'll book you in though,,,,,,"what are we supposed to do until then Mr PB ?" erm switch it off at the plug until you need it you thick fuck. 
