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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2019 21:22:49 GMT
Great job. How much work was it to remove and refit? Did you have to cut the new one for size or cutout for sink? Any tips ? Tom didn't cut anything Dafty, solid granite that............. apparently  |
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Post by cylinderfella on Oct 29, 2019 21:30:56 GMT
the tops are called Rossini granite, So in my defence I will say, " it said granite in the showroom,"  No further questions your honour!!  |
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Post by cylinderfella on Oct 29, 2019 21:35:29 GMT
how will she know rocky ? all the edges are against walls,there's no reason to question it, she can't judge its weight by looking and she would not dare scratch it, Its a win win situation, she's got new tops and she thinks there are granite, and I've saved a fortune Jayzuss You’re going to be in deep shit if this doesn’t go your way Won’t she tell when she touches the worktop & it doesn’t feel cold like granite does? Your dicing with death. Good luck tonight Stay in touch Shite! Rocky's right, you'll have to say it's insulated granite......top of the range...stores the heat within itself....... |
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Post by tomplum on Oct 29, 2019 21:35:32 GMT
2 weeks down the line, there'll be something else, Let them think they have won, is the key to a long and happy semi jolly marriage,  Any update Tom? Have you been rumbled or are you being heavily petted for a job well done? She's made up with the tops, does not suspect anything at all BUT, she's invited her mate round to look at them, her mate is ok but her husband is a fuckin know all, he'll be asking questions and maybe look underneath, That could spell trouble,  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2019 21:37:37 GMT
Any update Tom? Have you been rumbled or are you being heavily petted for a job well done? She's made up with the tops, does not suspect anything at all BUT, she's invited her mate round to look at them, her mate is ok but her husband is a fuckin know all, he'll be asking questions and maybe look underneath, That could spell trouble,  Knock the cunt out as soon as he starts Tom |
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Post by cylinderfella on Oct 29, 2019 21:38:37 GMT
Cover the undersides in insulation tape. Tell him you have to seal it soon as it lets liquid and moisture seep in!!
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Post by cylinderfella on Oct 29, 2019 21:39:19 GMT
Actually PB's option is faster |
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Post by tomplum on Oct 29, 2019 21:41:27 GMT
Great job. How much work was it to remove and refit? Did you have to cut the new one for size or cutout for sink? Any tips ? yea Dafty I took the old one outside, I put the new top on two tressles, place the old one on top and used it as a template, marked the hole and bingo, The new one drops right in the same location, repipe the sink and all's good, the hard bit was following the ' this is a 2 man lift, do not lift on your own ' I had to ignore that instruction, otherwise all cool  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2019 21:43:59 GMT
She'll probably put a burning hot pan on it tomorrow and melt the laminate, then he'll be fucked twice...... First tonight for your efforts and respect  .....second for being a lying twat  |
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Post by tomplum on Oct 29, 2019 21:47:44 GMT
she did make a remark about it being thinner than the one she looked at in the showroom, like a flash I said, " its like mars bars, phones, crisps, everything has got smaller but costs more money", she nodded and was happy with that answer,,,,,PHEW,,  |
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Post by cylinderfella on Oct 29, 2019 21:49:45 GMT
Tom, you'll have to say that it was so expensive that you want to do all the cooking now, as precious stone like this reacts very badly to extreme heat and even splashes of hot water. Just a small price to pay to keep you safe...
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Post by cylinderfella on Oct 29, 2019 21:50:25 GMT
she did make a remark about it being thinner than the one she looked at in the showroom, like a flash I said, " its like mars bars, phones, crisps, everything has got smaller but costs more money", she nodded and was happy with that answer,,,,,PHEW,, Brilliant, pure genius |
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Post by tomplum on Oct 29, 2019 21:54:21 GMT
yea good one cinders, I'm also prepared for when soft lad asks, " why's it not cold like other granite ",, " its heated granite, a small electrical wire runs through the top to keep the chill off so it does 't get that cold effect like the cheaper ones, " |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2019 21:55:02 GMT
You watch his bike move when she finds out, he won't need the battery power |
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Post by cylinderfella on Oct 29, 2019 21:57:47 GMT
Just don't end up doing a buckaroo like that copper!!  |
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.....second for being a lying twat 
